Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?#Marilyn Monroe#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin.#Marilyn Monroe#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp