😄 My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his be...

Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.

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Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food.

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[TRYING TO IMPRESS NEW GIRLFRIEND] 'Oh yeah, I love to cook!' *removes salad from the microwave

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Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes.

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