"Can I shit here?" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead.#Sean Connery#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial.#Sean Connery#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport? Ten-ish.#Sean Connery#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard? Because he's no good at shaving.#Sean Connery#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp