Since when? A local mechanic was telling a story to his brother, his father, two garage customers and a game warden. His story was about shooting and killing a Blue Jay. The game warden says immediately, you know, it's illegal to kill a Blue Jay in Vermont. The mechanics replies, ""No, I didn't know that. Since when?"". The game warden says ""Since 1986"". The mechanic says, ""Oh, I did it in 1985"". ( I don't know if this joke works, it's actually a true story and I thought I'd give it a shot)

A man is lost in the back roads of Vermont when he collides with a local at the intersection... He and the local got out to examine their bent fenders. ""Well, don't look like much,"" observed the local. ""Why don't we just take a little pull to steady our nerves."" He grabbed the jug from his battered pickup, removed the stopper and handed it to the tourist. After taking a good slug, the tourist handed the jug back to the local, who banged the stopper and set the jug back in his truck. ""Aren't…

Lost on back roads in Vermont, a tourist collided with a local man at an intersection... He and the local got out to examine their bent fenders. ""Well, don't look like much,"" observed the local. ""Why don't we just take a little pull to steady our nerves."" He grabbed the jug from his battered pickup, removed the stopper and handed it to the tourist. After taking a good slug, the tourist handed the jug back to the local, who banged the stopper and set the jug back in his truck. ""Aren't you go…

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE