Lost on back roads in Vermont, a tourist collided with a local man at an intersection... He and the local got out to examine their bent fenders. ""Well, don't look like much,"" observed the local. ""Why don't we just take a little pull to steady our nerves."" He grabbed the jug from his battered pickup, removed the stopper and handed it to the tourist. After taking a good slug, the tourist handed the jug back to the local, who banged the stopper and set the jug back in his truck. ""Aren't you going to have some?"" asked the tourist. The local shook his head. ""Not till after the officer comes.""