[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used "litigation" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now.

"..,you will die in seven days" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; "new phone, who dis?"