This guys car is stopped in the middle of the hwy with his flashers on. Probably thought of a really good tweet.

Guy at a sandwich shop (slightly NSFW) A man driving down HWY 10 starts feeling hungry, when low & behold he sees a sandwich shop, so he pulls off to the side, and walks in. Upon entering he browses the menu: Steak Sandwich, Chicken Sandwich, Roast Beef Sandwich, and Handjobs. He looks behind the counter and the woman making sandwiches is a GORGEOUS blonde. ""pardon me, ma'am? but, I was wondering... are you the one who uhmm gives the handjobs?"". ""You betcha"" she says. The man leans over …

I was driving down the highway... I was driving down the highway when my wife called my cell. She said, ""Oh, please be careful out there. I just heard on the radio that there's a madman driving the wrong way down Hwy 40!"" ""I know, it's crazy out herelet me call you back, because there's not just one. There are hundreds!""

A policeman stops a car that is going very slowly on the I40 highway, and says to the driver "Why are you going so slow? You're holding up traffic!" "Well," says the man, "the signs say I40." "That's the road number," says the policeman, "not the speed limit." Then he notices a woman in the back seat, trembling all over. "Is your passenger all right, sir?" he asks. "Don't worry officer," says the man, "my wife is always like that when we come off Hwy I170."