A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00 When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to : God , USA , ... they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat dow…

Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: ""Good morning. As we leave Dallas it`s warm the sun is shining and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte where it`s dark windy and raining. Why in the world y`all wanna go there I can`t imagine."" ""As we prepare for takeoff please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."" ""Your seat cushions can be used for f…

The Berkeley joke Two salesmen are travelling in a local train in UK , from Washington to Berkeley. They looked at each other both had similar bags and one has an infant baby. By looking at each other they knew that they were sales men, just the mannerisms and the bag.The one with the infant asked the other guy ,what do you sell? He says helical gears, going on a work trip. Then this person asks what do you sell ,he says condoms. He says ohh!! really and you are carrying your baby on your work…

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.