Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...

The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*

Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants

Donald Trump is like the "Scream" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror.