Loooong, but maybe worth it. A woman is pregnant in her teens...finally gives birth to two healthy twin boys. She's young, and destitute, and knows she can't take care of them or provide for them, and after a bit of soul searching she makes the heartbreaking decision to give the two boys up for adoption. Over the years she kept track of the twins; one was adopted by a well-to-do family in Dubai. They named him Amahl; they own an exporting conglomerate and her son would never want for anything, a…

An American, a Brit and a Mexican are on a plane The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: ""We have so much tea in England we can just throw them out!"". The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining ""We have so many peppers in Mexico, we can just throw them out!"". The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the plane. ""Why did you do that?!"" exclaimed the Brit. The American turned around. ""He killed my wife.""

An American businessman . . . . . . travels to Mexico on a company-paid trip for a little R&R. One of the nights he and his co-workers hit the local bar, where he order the tilapa fish tacos, and the man swears these are the best tacos he's ever had in his life. He gets an idea and demands to see the chef, who turns out to be a middle-aged local with no understanding of English. While one of his friends translates, the businessman explains his idea. ""These tacos are the best I've ever had. …

That's one. As a child my grandfather would tell me story of his great great grandfather's Ignacio crossing the desert in Mexico. He and his wife rode in a covered wagon pulled by donkeys. A few hours into the journey one of the donkeys tripped, and he said, ""That's one."" Few hours go by and the donkey trips again, and he says, ""That's two."" Hours go by and again the donkey trips. Ignacio says ""That's three."" He pulls out his gun, shoots, and kills the donkey. At this point his wife starts…