Brad Pitt might be "better looking" than me, but I am considerably fatter.#Brad Pitt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife.#Brad Pitt#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids.#Brad Pitt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#George Clooney#Brad Pitt#Rob#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means.#Brad Pitt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp