When Indiana Jones was a kid he had a collection of model trucks. He loved those trucks and he and the neighbour's kid would spend hours playing with them on a special table that was used only for Indy's trucks. They would set up elaborate dioramas on the 'truck table', adding to the displays whenever Indy came into possession of a new truck. Fast forward a few years and Indy was off fighting Nazis when there was a gas explosion at his house. The entire building was completely destroyed, inclu…

Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day.

Wrote "I wanna rock!" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat.

Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.