Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had.#Work#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.#Work#Parents#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste.#Work#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet when scientists throw office parties, there's always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt.#Work#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office#Work#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp