Her: i'm in the mood Me: me too Her: wanna do it Me: oh yeah baby [we drive to Home Depot to look at paint]

Pinocchio [NSFW] Pinocchio is making love to his human girlfriend, when she cries, "Stop, Pinocchio, please stop!" Pinocchio asks, "What's wrong, baby?" "You're too rough." Pinocchio thinks for a moment, then says, "I'm sorry, I'll try to be a little more gentle..." She responds, "No, you don't understand. You're too *rough*. I'm getting splinters down there." The next day, he's telling this to Geppeto. "You really gotta help me fix this..." Geppeto replies, "Head down to the …

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