How do you hold a pirate rabbit? With its buccaneers! Source: Dad.

A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?""

A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied.