I have now lived in New York long enough that I can eat a meal while running at full speed.#New York#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post.#New York#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.#New York#York#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood.#New York#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(new york guy murmuring "eyy im walkin here" over and over in his sleep) aww hes having a dream where hes running#New York#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp