😄 Cable guy's here. I plan on yelling "DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU IN FRONT OF HIM!" to my girlfriend before...

Cable guy's here. I plan on yelling "DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU IN FRONT OF HIM!" to my girlfriend before he leaves.

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