Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences

A fun joke to tell your friends. This joke is pretty fun to tell, but you need a friend to make it work. You: A class went on a field trip to the zoo. The teacher stopped by the gorilla cage and said ""Can anyone tell me what animal this is?"" the retarded kid raised his hand and said ""It's a gorilla."" Everyone said ""Yay for the little retarded kid!"" They continue and the teacher stops by the flamingos and asks the same question. The retarded kid raised his hand and said ""They're flamingos!…

Smartest Kid in 1st Grade A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms.…

A teacher doesn't want baby talk from her students A second grade teacher asks her students what they did over the weekend. The first student says ""I went on a choo-choo train! ""That's good,"" says the teacher, ""but we're in second grade now and we should talk like grown-ups. You should say you went on a train."" The second student says ""We went camping and I saw a bunny rabbit!"" The teacher raises a finger. ""That sounds exciting! But remember, talk like a grown-up. Just say 'rabbit.'"" A …