I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field

If a soccer player falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it, do they still flail their arms and cry and act like a big dumb baby?

You kick one baby and everyone's like "That's not a football" and "He's not breathing, call 911." Draaaaaama.

There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!