A lawyer, a surgeon, and an engineer... A lawyer, surgeon, and engineer are taking a survey for a college on the most desired careers. One question at the end says ""What do you do for a living, and please give a short description."" Each of them filled the blank space and turned in their survey. The lawyer wrote wrote about how he was a defense attorney and named off the numerous high profile cases he had been a part of. He made a few spelling mistakes and simply drew a line through the misspel…

There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.

Me: *enters exam room Doctor: Please take off your... M: *unbuttons pants D: ?? M: *pauses* D: GLASSES! D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!

I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'