*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* "Yes?" Help my knee is made of magnets

1.Why did Sara fall off the swing?? 2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there? NOT SARA!!

another sarah and moishe Sarah has to get some minor surgery or other but it's going to require shaving. Down there. Sara says no one but my husband moishe is shaving me there. Doctor gets Moishe, explains the situation, gives him a can of shaving cream and a disposable razor. Moishe takes the can, carefully applies the shaving cream, then picks up the disposable razor. He looks at his objective for a minute, at the razor, back to his objective, perplexed. He says, 'Hey, Sarah. Go like this! [ma…

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings... She opens it to a guy, ""Hi, is Tony home?"" The wife replies, ""No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."" So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says ""You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."" Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. …