Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720

I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV

*playing poker* *my opponent smirks* "All in." he says. *pair of aces* *I smile* *throws down a pair of Olsen twins* "Full House."

I just got a new video poker app for my phone. I love playing it in the bathroom. My wife's feelings are mixed on that. She says she loves the fact that I found a new way to play with myself, but she gets a little irritated when I'm on the toilet and she hears me yell, ""Full House!""