My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin.

"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever

You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"