It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.

*goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience

Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....

I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.