I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?

My resume is just an old VHS tape of the "Life Goes On" episode where Corky lip syncs "Fight the Power" for his school's talent show.

"I didn't go to grad school to assemble agenda folios for the quarterly board meeting" I think as I drizzle Dawn into the CEO's coffee pot.

Nothing like listening to old school rap on the way to the office to make you want to smack a bitch.