When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, "What are they doing?" Now I wonder the same thing.#Ups#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?#Ups#Dating#Work#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor? Me: I just did 438 sit ups. 8: sounds legit. I've taught her well.#Ups#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp