How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?

When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, "What are they doing?" Now I wonder the same thing.

"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"