[cop taps on my fogged up car window on make-out hill] ME: *alone holding a huge steamy bucket of fried chicken* what's the problem officer

Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it.

I just tried to type "cop car" but it autocorrected to "cop cat" and boom I just came up with the title of a new hit detective show.

'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car