The blonde and the lawyer. A blonde is sat on a plane waiting for everyone to sit down and to get airborne. A guy in an expensive looking suit sits along side her and introduces himself. Disinterested, she says hi and turns towards the window. He asks if she'd like to play a game. She says no. Just after take off he tries again. Explaining this time that the game is question and answer. He asks a question and if she knows the answer he pays her $5. If not... she pays him. She snaps back at him t…

"Hey, wanna play a game?" A blonde and a lawyer find themselves sitting next to each other on airplane. As take-off begins the lawyer already finds himself getting bored, and so he turns to the blonde and says "Hey, wanna play a game?" Slightly interested, the blonde turns back to him and says "What is it?" "Well, the way it works is that if I ask you a question and you don't know the answer to it you pay me 5 dollars. But if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'll pay YOU 5 dol…

On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking... *"Let's play a game"* - he suggests. The woman ignores him. *"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."* The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the first question. *"What is the distance between Earth and the Moon?"* The woman hands him $5. Now it's her…

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