😄 Cop: did you do it? Me: no Cop: you know it's truthful Tuesday right? Me: it's actually Wednesday Co...

Cop: did you do it? Me: no Cop: you know it's truthful Tuesday right? Me: it's actually Wednesday Cop: damn it, who's your crush then

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