It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me

My mate Keith at it again. So me and my mates were discussing people in our workplace. I said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the Polish. The Polish guy at my works only been there for 6 months and he's just been given a promotion ahead of me."" My mate Sid said, ""I'm no racist either but I hate the Japanese. Two of them were employed recently and walk around like they own the place, right set of wankers!"" Then my mate Keith said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the blacks"" We both interrupted him and…

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Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."