My mate Keith at it again. So me and my mates were discussing people in our workplace. I said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the Polish. The Polish guy at my works only been there for 6 months and he's just been given a promotion ahead of me."" My mate Sid said, ""I'm no racist either but I hate the Japanese. Two of them were employed recently and walk around like they own the place, right set of wankers!"" Then my mate Keith said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the blacks"" We both interrupted him and said, ""That's racist mate!"" and he replied, ""No, that's not racist. A racist is a dislike of races and I love the 100 meter hurdles!""