I was at the Natural History Museum and I saw the Neanderthal exhibit. Those guys were buff studs. no homo

Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ""Did you enjoy yourself?"" asked her mother when she got home. ""Oh yes"" replied Fred. ""But it was funny going to a dead zoo.""

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: ""This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"". ""Where did you get this exact information?"" ""I was here ten months ago and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.""