Neil degrasse Tyson was standing in the supermarket. i made this up last night lol Neil degrasse Tyson was standing in the supermarket arguing with his father over which watermelon to buy. When a white employee approached them and said ""Hi, is there anything i can help you with today?"" Neil paused in mid-sentence and said ""NO! I'm sorry but you wouldn't understand... It's a DARK MATTER!""

[neil degrasse tyson voice] the film is called Home Alone but thats actually a misnomer. in fact, kevin was joined in his home by 2 burglars

I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with

WIFE: I love you NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: My experiences with you lead to an increase in dopamine and oxytocin as well