My boyfriend took me to dinner and insisted I order my food in a robot voice, so I took him to bed and insisted he make Chewbacca noises.

A blond girl walks in to a restaurant While she was there, she met a man who worked as a server. They both fell in love at first sight. At the end of his shift, the girl Safari and the server met up and decided to start dating. Both were passionate about their relationship. After a while, they decided to get married. To make sure that their relationship would always be great, Safari would always use a website which was able to correctly predict the future. She was starting to think that her rela…

Punch A guy and his girlfriend are getting ready for prom, by searching the Internet for the perfect dress and suit. Finally, on the day of the prom, they are satisfied. They drive downtown to buy their new clothes. Unfortunately, many of their classmates also waited until the last minute, and there is tons of traffic. After waiting in a long line of cars to get off the highway, they drive to the suit store. The boy is fitted, and when he goes to make his purchase he is greeted with another long…

Moderators He's a Moderator On the Internet On a big subreddit He does it for free He takes his ""job"" very seriously he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life he deletes posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack he deletes posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch he will never have a real job he will never move out of h…