DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog

Kid 1: Hurt my elbow School Nurse: Here's an ice pack K2: *fever* SN: Ice pack K3: *diarrhea* SN: Ice pack K4: *decapitated* SN: Ice pack

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

A boy is getting ready for a school dance It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his ""to-do"" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist but there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to meet the limo driver. Unfortunate…