It'd be pretty rad if the Pope's Twitter account was just Billy Joel's second Twitter account where he only tweets while on Ambien.

Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope.

Why was Billy Joel's laundry still wet? Because he didn't start the dryer

Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console. Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However