(I suck at jokes) It only Takes 1 An older Irishman is sitting at a Rural bar looking depressed. A regular at the bar notices, and asks the old-timer what's the trouble? [Old-Timer] See that road over there? [Regular] Aye [Old-Timer] I built that road. Carried the stones and put them in place my own sweat and blood. Do they call me Patrick the Road layer??? No... And the Bridge down that road... I built that bridge... Did anyone help me, no... Do they call me Patrick the Bridge-Builder?! No... (…

The Best Toast of the Night Patrick O'Reilly hoisted his beer at his regular pub and offered the following toast: "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me lovely wife!" That won him top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." "Aye, did ye now," said Mary. "And what was your toast?" Thinking quickly, Patrick said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in…

Patrick was drinking heavily on a Tuesday night at his local pub. He raised his glass and proclaimed, in toast, "here's to spending the rest of me life, layin' in bed next to me wife." The toast was met with raucous cheers and applause. Patrick was given the toast of the night award, given out on every Tuesday at the pub. When he brought the trophy home to his wife Patty she asked him what he said to get the prestigious award. Treading carefully, he replied "Here's to spending the rest of me …

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