""Class, can anyone name the space probe currently orbiting Jupiter?"" **Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno!   **Teacher**: I *do* know the answer, that's why I'm asking all of you. Does anyone else know the answer? Extra points to whomever answers it correctly!   **Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno! Juno! *Juno!*   **Teacher**: Wally! That is it! Go to the principles office immediately! *Note that the exchange student is one of the top students in…

Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old gro…

Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally,Not Wally... *from the Where's Wally Audiobook*

Delivery Disclaimer: Racist, but a black man told it to me, so I'm allowed to share. There's a really kind-hearted delivery truck driver whose name is Steve. Steve has some good friends that he knows through work. One of his best friends is named Wally. Wally's wife had come down with pneumonia, so Wally, who is assigned to deliver a truckload of bowling balls through a storm, asks Steve to take care of the delivery for him. Being such a kind-hearted person, Steve agrees. Steve leaves early beca…