HOLY SHIT. THANK GOD TINA S. UPDATED HER FACEBOOK STATUS TO "i hate studyyinggg" OR ELSE WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?! BIG NEWS, TINA! BIG NEWS.

Please put away that scary photo, Tina. That's my X-ray. I'm not sure what's worse: the fact you dated a skeleton or that its name was Ray.

A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th.

Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Sunny: ""What's that?"" Tina: ""A condom."" Sunny: ""Where'd you get it?"" Tina: ""You can get them at any chemist"" The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms. The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her …