I was fired from Ford today I kept losing focus

So angry! In the late 1970's there was a little old Indian riding his 10 speed bike on the highway. When a stranger in his ford mustang boss 302 pulls up to the little Indian and proceeds to ask him ""Hey sir, would you like a ride?"" To which the little Indian man said"" I can't leave my bike behind"". looking over the little old Indians bike the stranger could only see one admirable quality which was a little shiny bell on the right handle bar. The stranger then says"" well we could just put t…

It's my cake day, so one of my favorite jokes ... A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, "Where did you get that truck?!" "I bought it today," he says. "With what money?" says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. "Well," he says, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." The father looks at him like he's crazy. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" he says. "It was the lady up the street," says the boy.…

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने से हमारा खराब मूड तुरंत ठीक हो जाता है. टेंशन को दूर करने के लिए हंसना एक इंस्टेंट इलाज है. इसीलिए आपको हंसाने और गुदगुदाने के लिए हम लेकर आए हैं चुटकुलों का पिटारा. जिन्हें पढ़कर आपके चेहरे पर आ जाएगी प्यारी सी मुस्कान. > कर्मचारी- सर कुछ दिनों की छुट्टी चाहिए.बॉस- छुट्टी एक शर्त पर मिलेगी. ये बताओ कि 'कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?'कर्मचारी- सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी नहीं दी हो.बॉस- कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिये?> टीचर (स्ट…