*Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*

Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems.

The Hitch hiker Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm. The night was rolling on, and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him. Suddenly through the swirling rain Bill saw a car slowly coming towards him and as it drew level with him, it stopped. Desperate for shelter and without really thinking about what he was doing, Bill got into the back seat of the car and closed the door. …

A modern day ghost story Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm. The night was rolling on, and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him. Suddenly through the swirling rain Bill saw a car slowly coming towards him.  And as it drew level with him, it stopped. Desperate for shelter and without really thinking about what he was doing, Bill got into the back seat of the car and closed …