One day she says "Treat me like a princess," the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women...

A women has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named Amal. The other one goes to a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Years later, Juan send a picture of himself to his biological mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""But honey, they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime. One day, she wanted to buy banana, so she took her husband to the shop.. Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Amal"". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him ""Juan"". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: ""They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""