I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.#Food#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.#Angel#Animals#Food#Religion+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat#Animals#Food#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
welcome to hipster church. this is my body *bites vegan cookie* this is my blood *sips garage-brewed IPA*#Food#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?#Food#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp