Cop : HANDS IN THE AIR! Me: *drunk, starts flailing arms* Cop: NO, NOT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question.#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cop: License and registration please. Me: Give me a second, I'm drunk. Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Me: No.#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp