😄 Me: "I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?"...

Me: "I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?" Librarian: "Just pay your fine, Ma'am."

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