😄 Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat.

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

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If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell

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God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night.

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*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?

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