[in ambulance after being shot] can we [coughs blood] stop at Taco Bell? "Don't be stupid! [turns around while driving] of course we can"

[nervously speeding up as I drive my date past a Taco Bell] SIRI: At frequent destination. Set this address as 'Home' address?

Funny story Years ago when I was a pizza driver we had a cop come and pick some food up just before close. This sparked a story about how a cop once saw a guy in the Taco Bell drive thru spit on his food. The guy was arrested and sentenced to 2 years in jail for tampering with his food. Our manager, a Lesbian, came out of the office and said: ""2 years for spitting on a taco?! They're gonna give me life in prison! ""

a guy thing.. My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an …