I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!

I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram.

Kanye's motivation to run for president . . . Mayweather's facebook page and twitter account! You can have them even if you don't know what is in them.

What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat?,"I don't know let me go check my Facebook feed.