The once was a doctor who owned a inn.... There once was a doctor who lived in a small town and owned a inn called the Spanish Inn. Everyone in town knew and trusted the doctor and he was admired. One day his inn burned down and the authorities believed it was his wiring and he was tried for arson. During the trial his wife breaks down and says the doctor burned the inn himself for the insurance money since the inn was old and crumbling. It was then and there that the town realized no one suspec…

Witness in a trial In a trial, a doctor who had performed the autopsy on the victim was called up to the stand by the prosecuting lawyer. After the doctor swears not to lie, he takes his seat getting ready to answer the lawyer's questions. **Lawyer:** "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" **Doctor:** "No." **Lawyer:** "Did you check for blood pressure?" **Doctor:** "No." **Lawyer:** "Did you check for breathing?" **Doctor:** "No." **Lawyer:** "So, then i…

Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on.

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